MCunha’s review published on Letterboxd:
It’s basically about the Batman and Superman and how I love bananas. They’re pretty good. OHHH, we are talking about BatmanVSuperman. Ok I get it now. Gal Gadot was cool, and that “Aquaman” cameo was exciting. I still didn’t get why everyone was clapping through the movie. Assholes. Continuing with my wonderful review: I also clapped with them so I didn’t look bad. I’m sorry, I did clap. I like clapping.
I enjoyed Batman’s suit. But his last suit looked so powerful. It made him look kinda fat tho. A lot of armour in there: I asked to myself: “ARE THOSE FAKE BICEPS??”. They DID look fake biceps. I also didn’t get why Gal Gadot was French our Belgium. Aren’t they all ignorant americans from Krypton? ILUMINATI CONFIRMED.
Lex Luther creaped me out a little but he was a good basketball player in the beginning. Oh, and I felt sorry for him. Who shaved his hair??? You could do a man bun with it!
I’m getting bored now. Superman was hot. I prefer Michael Caine as Alfred but it’s okay. Bye people, peace.