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  • Black Swan
  • Whiplash
  • Midsommar
  • Dune

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  • Jerry Maguire

    ★★★½

  • Elvis

    ★★★½

  • Edge of Tomorrow

    ★★★★

  • Insurgent

    ★★

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★½

    something about a man with a moustache and hawaiian shirt makes me go absolutely insane and feral... miles teller you just tell me when and where i will be waiting

  • FRED: The Movie

    FRED: The Movie

    ★★★★★

    the way he reinforced the socionormativity implying the ultraneurodiverse society is funny while oppressing marginalised neurosystemic oriented people and how this is a form of superfluity elitist evolutionism

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  • Jerry Maguire

    Jerry Maguire

    ★★★½

    omg it's the scene from lego batman you guys

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★½

    elvis was low-key the blueprint for chet hanks if you think about it...

    who else had a lot of fun 🤷 

    baz luhrmann you are crazy (affectionate) austin butler you are crazy... (suspicious)

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  • Disco Pigs

    Disco Pigs

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    men will die before going to therapy

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★★

    the sexiest coolest people doing the sexiest and coolest things wearing the sexiest and coolest outfits while the sexiest and coolest music plays like it doesn't get better than this

    THE NIRVANA NEEDLE DROPS... THE SCORE... THE SOUNDTRACK... 

    robert pattinson is the best and sexiest batman like i'm so sorry christian bale but rob's batman is everything... he captured the emo insecure bruce but confident batman vibes perfectly (i know him personally)  i need to watch it again immediately 3…