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  • The Exception

    The Exception


    “What if some Nazis...were good guys?”

    -the fucking tool who made this movie

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  • The Wolf House

    The Wolf House


    Fantastic Fest 2018 film #4:

    Absolutely stunning animation, but it’s so slow and kind of esoteric (to me at least, I had a friend explain some things to me after the screening) that it was hard to get attached and not fall asleep. I’m glad I did see it though as I’m honestly not sure who is gonna distribute something this weird.

  • The Slows

    The Slows


    Fantastic Fest 2018 film #3.5:

    This short played before The Wolf House.

    I kind of like the idea, but I’m getting tired of sci-fi like this that forsakes more interesting concepts to explore for the easy “children make us human, women should give birth.” Like, Gattaca did this 20 years ago.

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  • Weekend



    The top liked review for this movie says that this isn't a "gay" movie, that's it's universal, and honestly that's kind of insulting because fuck you!!! This is a gay movie!!! Like seriously fuck off!!!

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    Ok, so I don't know what movie everyone else saw, but this was so laughably bad. The acting, horrific. The kid looked and sounded bored in every single scene. The writing, guys, you don't need to adapt every single line from the book, especially when your actors definitely cannot pull them off. Direction, boring as all hell. Super standard and bland. 

    The two good things in this movie were Sufjan Stevens and the actors playing the parents. I'm a big…