Brian

I love movies and I'm trying to be more obsessive in my life by keeping track of all the movies I watch.

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  • Saw 3D

    Saw 3D

    Saw The Final Chapter/Saw 3D AMAZINGLY looks even cheaper than the budget-ass looking VI. It also has a cop actor that I feel is giving a "my ex-girlfriend said I reminded her of Ryan Gosling" performance that is KILLING me. In a series filled with bad actors, including the current villain!!!!! he IMMEDIATELY stood out, this 24 year-old looking "hardboiled" cop motherfucker with his bucket of quirks, just looking in the mirror every night, thinking this is his Notebook, holding a Gospic folded in half on his face just like Ides of March, inspiring that poster a year later OBVS

  • Godzilla vs. Megalon

    Godzilla vs. Megalon

    ★★½

    More of these should've been MST3K'd

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  • Blue Like Jazz

    Blue Like Jazz

    ★★★½

    Shockingly good. The biggest problem is that it's too Christian for non-Christians and not Christian enough for Christians. Shame, 'cause it's pretty damn solid.

  • Torque

    Torque

    ★★★★★

    Torque is both the best and the worst movie ever made. It is glorious. It is civilization. It ends with a Nickelback song.

    Best and worst.