Emilio C.

He/him, able-bodied cis scum. Can’t read and not going to learn how.

Favorite films

  • The Godfather
  • Stop Making Sense
  • The Social Network
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

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  • The Irishman

    ★★★★★

  • Shiva Baby

    ★★★½

  • Fresh

    ★★

  • Mean Girls

    ★★★★

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  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★★

    “I went to school for five fucking years.”

    Every time Al Pacino says cocksucker, an angel gets its wings.

  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby

    ★★★½

    “You look like Gwyneth Paltrow on food stamps.”

    Between this and Gems, Jewish anxiety on film is having a moment. The world might implode if Rachel Sennott and Saoirse Ronan are both in a movie about white female angst.

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  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★★

    “He doesn’t make me cry.”

    One of the last great true superstar movies. Just a blast from top to bottom with elite casting. Brad Pitt is an absolute force and watching the team come together is so much fun. Still gets five stars in spite of Don Cheadle’s “ello guv’nor” ass accent, which very well may be the worst accent in art history.

  • Stop Making Sense

    Stop Making Sense

    ★★★★★

    “Got some groceries, some peanut butter / To last a couple of days / But I ain’t got no speakers, ain’t got no headphones / Ain’t got no records to play.”

    Hadn’t seen this in years but been listening to a lot of Heads this past month. A religious experience.

    This rendition of “Girlfriend Is Better” is the greatest live recording of any piece of music ever. Shouts out to Lynn Mabry and Edna Holt.