Emilio C.

He/him, able-bodied cis scum. Can’t read and not going to learn how.

Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Heat
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Stop Making Sense

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  • Heat

    ★★★★★

  • Lightyear

    ★★

  • Not Okay

    ★½

  • Uncut Gems

    ★★★★

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  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★★

    “Empathy was yesterday. Today, you’re wasting my fucking time.”

    The new 4K release. One of the fastest purchases I’ve ever made in my life.

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

    ★½

    “We need to talk about Paris.”

    I guess technically any movies about the past are period pieces, or something. I think my patience with Zoey Deutch I has officially run out.

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  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    ★★★★★

    “I’ve never been a fan of the bush, to be honest.”

    A truly revolting film. I always talk shit about DiCaprio but this really is his best work. No one else could have pulled this movie off: the right amount of pretty boy, the right amount of piece of shit.

  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★★

    “He doesn’t make me cry.”

    One of the last great true superstar movies. Just a blast from top to bottom with elite casting. Brad Pitt is an absolute force and watching the team come together is so much fun. Still gets five stars in spite of Don Cheadle’s “ello guv’nor” ass accent, which very well may be the worst accent in art history.