He/him, able-bodied cis scum. Can’t read and not going to learn how.
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The Wolf of Wall Street 2013
“I’ve never been a fan of the bush, to be honest.”
A truly revolting film. I always talk shit about DiCaprio but this really is his best work. No one else could have pulled this movie off: the right amount of pretty boy, the right amount of piece of shit.
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Ocean's Eleven 2001
“He doesn’t make me cry.”
One of the last great true superstar movies. Just a blast from top to bottom with elite casting. Brad Pitt is an absolute force and watching the team come together is so much fun. Still gets five stars in spite of Don Cheadle’s “ello guv’nor” ass accent, which very well may be the worst accent in art history.