• Hannah Montana: The Movie

    Hannah Montana: The Movie


    Did not expect to see Margo Martindale, Beau Billingsley, Tyra Banks, AND Rascal Flatts in this. Also, where were those little girl’s parents?

  • Encanto



    Watched this on a plane, or more accurately, Patricia watched this and I read the subtitles. She said the songs were alright. The writing was way too on the nose but the animation is insane.

  • Get a Clue

    Get a Clue


    To exemplify the culture shock that Lindsay Lohan’s rich, teenage character felt when she first step foot in Brooklyn, she sees one (1) Black man and two (2) Hasidic Jews and immediately goes, “Wow.” This movie is nuts.

  • Pixel Perfect

    Pixel Perfect


    This movie is legitimately insane.

  • Her



    A great rom-com about a yuppie bachelor in Los Angeles who generally doesn’t venture east of La Brea unless it’s to go to the Walt Disney Concert Hall.

  • Never Been Kissed

    Never Been Kissed


    There’s a bunch of pedophilia and you get to watch Drew Barrymore for an hour.

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Decades of your life, decades of hard work, decades of trying to give your child a better life, better than what you had — gone with three trigger pulls. Man, poor Vito.

  • The Game Plan

    The Game Plan


    Got emotional early on in this movie after seeing Stuart Scott and John Clayton. Roselyn Sanchez, respectfully.

  • Ice Princess

    Ice Princess


    Gossip Girl villain origin story. Also, Erik King cameo. I liked to imagine this as the femme equivalent to a boys’ high school football movie, complete with dads in trucker hats pumping their fists and high fiving at a touchdown.

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind


    “Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.”

    A person’s ability to interpret art does not necessarily mean that the art itself actually says anything.

  • The Daytrippers

    The Daytrippers


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “The Europeans may have been imperialists but they knew how to make a building.”

    Finding warmth in the coldest and most unexpected places. Love Anne Meara here, she’s a messy bitch and she’s great. The music choices every time they change locations is lovely. Paul Herman cameo popped me.

  • Ratatouille



    “There is excellence is all around you. You only need be aware to stop and savor it.”

    That’s cinema, baby.