Letterboxd — Your life in film

Did not expect to see Margo Martindale, Beau Billingsley, Tyra Banks, AND Rascal Flatts in this. Also, where were those little girl’s parents?

Watched this on a plane, or more accurately, Patricia watched this and I read the subtitles. She said the songs were alright. The writing was way too on the nose but the animation is insane.

To exemplify the culture shock that Lindsay Lohan’s rich, teenage character felt when she first step foot in Brooklyn, she sees one (1) Black man and two (2) Hasidic Jews and immediately goes, “Wow.” This movie is nuts.

This movie is legitimately insane.

A great rom-com about a yuppie bachelor in Los Angeles who generally doesn’t venture east of La Brea unless it’s to go to the Walt Disney Concert Hall.

There’s a bunch of pedophilia and you get to watch Drew Barrymore for an hour.

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Got emotional early on in this movie after seeing Stuart Scott and John Clayton. Roselyn Sanchez, respectfully.

Gossip Girl villain origin story. Also, Erik King cameo. I liked to imagine this as the femme equivalent to a boys’ high school football movie, complete with dads in trucker hats pumping their fists and high fiving at a touchdown.

“Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating.”

A person’s ability to interpret art does not necessarily mean that the art itself actually says anything.

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“There is excellence is all around you. You only need be aware to stop and savor it.”

That’s cinema, baby.