"I haven't seen [insert movie here]" and that's why I'm here

Favorite films

  • Zodiac
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • La La Land
  • Lady Bird

Recent activity

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  • Unicorn


  • Tell Me Something I Don't Know


  • Dildo

Recent reviews

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    pretty insane of them to drop us into the movie with little to no exposition for each character, it made it hard to connect to anyone. also THE ACCENTS… if this movie doesn’t make you an advocate for subtitles, idk what will.

  • Atlantis: The Lost Empire

    Atlantis: The Lost Empire


    I’d never seen this classic and yet I’ve still had a crush on milo thatch for years???

Popular reviews

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World


    hot take: this movie is... just alright? between the whole premise being sexist/misogynistic and chris evans somehow looking ugly in this film, I’m really not that impressed 

    “you once were a ve-gone, but now you will be-gone”

    the seinfeld parody scene was hilarious though

    p.s. film boys I swear to GOD if you try to mansplain this movie to me I’ll cut off your dick

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

    Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2


    that one moment where ron does something helpful and hermione looks at him with an expression that reads “I am going to have your children”