Megan Bitchell

I have become the thing I sought to destroy

Favorite films

  • Moonstruck
  • Bringing Up Baby
  • When Harry Met Sally...
  • The Piano Teacher

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  • Elvis

  • The Black Phone

    ★★★★

  • The Fault in Our Stars

  • The Last Days of Disco

    ★★★★★

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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

    I feel miserable

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    ★★

    This movie was made for men who are still subscribed to r/niceguys on Reddit and for women in art school that have Tumblr 2015 mentality where they think being open about having depression is brave. It’s the cinematic equivalent of how every couple of months on reddit the post about Brock Turner being a rapist would be on the front page and all of the comments were always the same. 

    This movie would have been game changing if it had…

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    “Dewey Cox died 6 minutes after he performed this song”

    I leaned over to Dalton five minutes into this movie and said “why is Tom Hanks doing an Eric Cartman impression” and we both started laughing so hard we had to leave the theater

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone

    ★★★★

    I hope Finney goes home and beats the shit out of his dad

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