Megan Bitchell

Megan Bitchell


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  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me


    I feel miserable

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    This movie was made for men who are still subscribed to r/niceguys on Reddit and for women in art school that have Tumblr 2015 mentality where they think being open about having depression is brave. It’s the cinematic equivalent of how every couple of months on reddit the post about Brock Turner being a rapist would be on the front page and all of the comments were always the same. 

    This movie would have been game changing if it had…

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  • Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard

    Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard


    shockingly better than I thought it was going to be based on the trailer!!! I saw this for free, and in no world would I have paid to see this. I also missed the first ten minutes and have not seen the first movie. I literally only think this was funny because I was in a theatre full of people that found this hysterical, but there’s like three very solid gags that happen that made me laugh very hard. I think I was just charmed by being back in a theater with people who actually wanted to see the movie they were watching.

  • Clifford



    This is literally a horror movie. I am so scared to ever have children because god is going to curse me with one like this for my sins.

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