This movie is going to be the cause of my divorce probably
Fatal Exam 1990
Roger could not believe his eyes. “I WANT TO BE A YO-YO MAN,” he cried, “MAKE ME A YO-YO MAN!” But the yo-yo master did not respond… he just kept on yo-ing…
Love on a Leash 2011
The random volume fluctuation jumpscares between some scenes/cuts is jarring when sober, but actual survival horror shit when you're high
The Perfect Host 2010
Imagine just going to a random guy’s house and it’s Niles Crane and all those cool friends of his and you get to stay for dinner
This is usually the kind of movie I like —- a drama about broken people, culminating in tragedy. But this movie was TOO cold for me to really be engaged. While I felt bad for Shuuhei, I didn’t really root for him any because he was so flat and emotionless. I know that’s a realistic portrayal of someone who has been abused ... but it didn’t make the film compelling, just sad. There’s only so much you can watch one…
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
So if the six year old had a baby and the baby died from lack of attention in like two minutes because time was so accelerated, why did everyone else not have to eat constantly? Why weren’t they just constantly leaking shit?? Why did no one have to drink water? Did the coral have time powers and a vendetta? Did count adhemar just have infinite knives? Why was this less enjoyable than the Happening (2008)?
I hate this so much. I’ve never seen something so inept.