Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Mulholland Drive 2001

  ½ Rewatched 28 Jul 2021 1

  This movie is going to be the cause of my divorce probably

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  Fatal Exam 1990

  ★ Watched 01 Mar 2022

  Roger could not believe his eyes. “I WANT TO BE A YO-YO MAN,” he cried, “MAKE ME A YO-YO MAN!” But the yo-yo master did not respond… he just kept on yo-ing…

Recent reviews

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  Love on a Leash 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2023

  The random volume fluctuation jumpscares between some scenes/cuts is jarring when sober, but actual survival horror shit when you're high

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  The Perfect Host 2010

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2023

  Imagine just going to a random guy’s house and it’s Niles Crane and all those cool friends of his and you get to stay for dinner

Popular reviews

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  MOTHER 2020

  ★ Watched 23 Dec 2020

  This is usually the kind of movie I like —- a drama about broken people, culminating in tragedy. But this movie was TOO cold for me to really be engaged. While I felt bad for Shuuhei, I didn’t really root for him any because he was so flat and emotionless. I know that’s a realistic portrayal of someone who has been abused ... but it didn’t make the film compelling, just sad. There’s only so much you can watch one…

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  Old 2021

  ½ Watched 03 Aug 2021

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  So if the six year old had a baby and the baby died from lack of attention in like two minutes because time was so accelerated, why did everyone else not have to eat constantly? Why weren’t they just constantly leaking shit?? Why did no one have to drink water? Did the coral have time powers and a vendetta? Did count adhemar just have infinite knives? Why was this less enjoyable than the Happening (2008)?

  I hate this so much. I’ve never seen something so inept.