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Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon 2006
Easily contains the best pro life joke anyone’s ever made by a country mile
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Body Parts 1991
Movie correctly posits that ghoulish sins against god take place in the Robarts Library
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Empire of Light 2022
kind of remarkable that it’s possible to make a boring movie about Olivia Coleman being horny
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