melani hauser

big fan of a 90 min runtime

Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • The Birdcage
  • Scream
  • Real Genius

Recent activity

  • Mrs. Doubtfire


  • Top Gun: Maverick


  • Fast X

  • F9


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • LuLaRich


    may the kelly clarkson man find peace listening to p!nk instead

  • The Undoing

    The Undoing


    for someone with such fantastic fkn wigs, grace fraser sure does have terrible taste in coats and husbands

    2 stars:

    .5 for lily rabe
    .5 for noah jupe
    .5 for MUCK
    .5 for hilarious inception score