Melissa Pro

Favorite films

  • Office Space
  • Clueless
  • Back to the Future
  • Wayne's World

Recent activity

  • Till the Clouds Roll By


  • A Date with Danger


  • The Cutting Edge


  • Carefree


Pinned reviews

  • The Phantom of the Opera

    The Phantom of the Opera


    This movie has been on my watchlist forever:

    A), I moved to an elementary school in the 7th grade. In the 6th grade, before I got there, my entire grade got to see "The Phantom of Opera" in person, in theatre (the actual show - meaning, not in the cinema. I'm not that young.) So, when I arrived at the school, the other kids were constantly singing "Phantom" songs and I had the biggest case of FOMO ever.

    And B),…

Recent reviews

  • A Date with Danger

    A Date with Danger


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't know if I can tell you that this one's worth it. It finally gets good in the last 20 minutes. Other than that, I mean, the title spoils the whole story, so.

  • Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé

    Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé


    Beyonce made love to me through the screen many times during that show and I was a willing participant

Popular reviews

  • Love, Guaranteed

    Love, Guaranteed


    I liked this better than I had expected to, based on its trailer, which I found really corny! It was cute!

    Rachael Leigh Cook was so cute. At first I was rolling my eyes at Rachael playing that typical nerdy character that she always plays, but then I thought, maybe Rachael is just like that? LOL. And they gave her this overly quirky car that I think can play only one song, ugh, which just happened on the show "Stumptown".…

  • Bounce



    I really liked it.

    And I felt GUILTY for that. I know that public perception was not kind to this movie. And that public perception is not kind to Gwyneth Paltrow.

    But you know what? I LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW. I LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW MOVIES. It's time to just embrace that. I saw this movie on a list called Guilty Pleasures. But I'm an adult. I'm done with the guilty pleasures. I don't want the GUILT. I just want the PLEASURE.…