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  • Wild at Heart
  • All the Colors of the Dark
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Aliens

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  • Drive Angry

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  • Aliens

    Aliens

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    I’m pretty open-minded, but I can say without a shadow of a doubt that if you don’t like Aliens, we cannot be friends.

  • Vampire's Kiss

    Vampire's Kiss

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    In a hundred years from now Nicolas Cage will be known as the greatest artist of our time.
    They will build shrines, statues and museums in his name and they will screen Vampire’s Kiss in their cinemas of the future where the audience will marvel at a performance that’s unlike anything that came before or after.
    Like Van Gogh before him, Nicolas Cage will be judged wrongly by the peers of his own time, but in generations to come they will discover the true genius of his art.

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  • Land of the Dead

    Land of the Dead

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    Back in 2005 I was a big kid obsessed with zombies. I remember how excited I was about George Romero actually making a brand new zombie movie for the first time in twenty years and how I just couldn’t wait for it to be released. So I went and saw it the day it came out and I can still remember the weird feeling of disappointment and confusion and I couldn’t quite grasp that THE George Romero was behind this.…

  • Drive Angry

    Drive Angry

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    There are two types of people. Those that recognize Drive Angry for the cinematic masterpiece that it is. And those that are wrong.

    Obviously not the best Cage-film but it is one of the craziest. There’s not a single sane moment in this, it’s just wall-to-wall insanity. In 3d. Too many glorious moments of madness to count, but sexy-shootout-scene really takes the prize here.

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  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Evil died tonight. Along with anything resembling a good story.

    Effectively The Rise of Skywalker of the Halloween-movies as it’s a completely underwhelming end to a decades old saga.

    Michael has gone from lean, mean, killing machine to old friendzoned sewer-boomer.
    And why is he hanging out in that sewer? Who does he think he is? Pennywise?


    HALLOWEEN RANKED

  • Dune

    Dune

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    In a way, Dune is like me.
    It's beautiful to look at, but also a tedious and frustrating experience that lacks personality and feels a bit overblown.