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  • Vampire's Kiss

    Vampire's Kiss


    In a hundred years from now Nicolas Cage will be known as the greatest artist of our time.
    They will build shrines, statues and museums in his name and they will screen Vampire’s Kiss in their cinemas of the future where the audience will marvel at a performance that’s unlike anything that came before or after.
    Like Van Gogh before him, Nicolas Cage will be judged wrongly by the peers of his own time, but in generations to come they will discover the true genius of his art.

  • A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place


    You fart, you die!

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  • The Golden Glove

    The Golden Glove


    Absolutely disgusting. A vomit inducing portrait of alcoholism,human evil, and post-war Germany. 
    A movie that truly reeks of death and despair. I mean, you can actually more or less smell it.

  • The Martian

    The Martian


    Matt Damon - Potato farming smartass.

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  • I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK

    I'm a Cyborg, But That's OK


    I’m used to Park Chan-Wook surprising me, but I did not expect yodeling.


  • City of Angels

    City of Angels


    Whatever happened to Meg Ryan?

    This reminded me so much of Der Himmel über Berlin, that I had to pause it to look it up on imdb and realise that it is infact based on Der Himmel über Berlin
    It’s nowhere near as good though. Mostly just pretty boring and late-nineties cringy.

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