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  • Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection

    ★★★½

    This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but when Dan Hedaya's character is eating a lemon wedge and starts to chew it up, it CRUNCHES. LEMONS ARE NOT CRUNCHY, NOT EVEN SPACE LEMONS. SPIT IT OUT. SPIT IT OUT DAN HEDAYA.

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  • RoboCop 2

    RoboCop 2

    ★★★★½

    A great sequel to a perfect movie. Irvin knows what he’s doing baby. The failed Robocop 2 sequence is hilarious and perfectly captures how stupid sequels can be. The druglord kid in this should’ve been ripped in half like a phonebook by Murphy, Verhoeven would’ve done it.

    I love when Murphy gets reprogrammed into a social justice twitter nightmare.

  • Blood Simple

    Blood Simple

    ★★★★½

    Oh baby to be this good right out of the gate, fantastic debut from our boys. Probably would’ve preferred Bruce Campbell in this, Dan Hedaya butt chin twerkin all over Bruce’s.

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  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★½

    Nothing really sets a movie's tone faster than a baby in a mortar and pestle.

  • The Fly

    The Fly

    ★★★★

    She changed her mind, you know how women are

    - a ten year old eating a gravy soaked meal with Vincent Price.

    Gobsmacked over how classy it was to be accused of murder in the 50s. Interrogated in bed over tea. 

    I kept the subtitles on during the cat scene and ... it’s longer than you think, Dad! Longer  than you think!