Favorite films

  • Dumb and Dumber
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • American Movie
  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

Recent activity

  • When Evil Lurks


  • Good Burger 2

  • Good Burger


  • Apt Pupil


Recent reviews

  • When Evil Lurks

    When Evil Lurks


    I have gone decades without even hearing the words "apple ice cream" strung together, it's an abomination. Vile cruel imagery here (no not the apple ice cream when it finally shows up) and just a bleak time. It's that good gooey though where you go yeesh but don't feel gross after. Guys son in this probably has so many letterboxd likes

  • Good Burger 2

    Good Burger 2

    Bad Burger.

    A man goes to a doctor “Doctor, I’m depressed,” the man says; life is harsh, unforgiving, cruel. The doctor lights up. The treatment, after all, is simple. “The great clown Ed is in town tonight,” the doctor says, “Go and see him! That should sort you out.” The man bursts into tears. “But doctor,” he says, “I am Ed, dude!

Popular reviews

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Nothing really sets a movie's tone faster than a baby in a mortar and pestle.

  • F9



    What the fuck is this franchise , it’s so far up it’s ass stupidfu*slapped in the mouth* DONT YOU EVER DISRESPECT FAMILY. Can’t wait for F13 when Dom has to drift planet Earth off it’s axis to avoid an asteroid.