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  • Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection


    This is the dumbest thing to nitpick but when Dan Hedaya's character is eating a lemon wedge and starts to chew it up, it CRUNCHES. LEMONS ARE NOT CRUNCHY, NOT EVEN SPACE LEMONS. SPIT IT OUT. SPIT IT OUT DAN HEDAYA.

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  • RoboCop 2

    RoboCop 2


    A great sequel to a perfect movie. Irvin knows what he’s doing baby. The failed Robocop 2 sequence is hilarious and perfectly captures how stupid sequels can be. The druglord kid in this should’ve been ripped in half like a phonebook by Murphy, Verhoeven would’ve done it.

    I love when Murphy gets reprogrammed into a social justice twitter nightmare.

  • Blood Simple

    Blood Simple


    Oh baby to be this good right out of the gate, fantastic debut from our boys. Probably would’ve preferred Bruce Campbell in this, Dan Hedaya butt chin twerkin all over Bruce’s.

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  • The Witch

    The Witch


    Nothing really sets a movie's tone faster than a baby in a mortar and pestle.

  • The Fly

    The Fly


    She changed her mind, you know how women are

    - a ten year old eating a gravy soaked meal with Vincent Price.

    Gobsmacked over how classy it was to be accused of murder in the 50s. Interrogated in bed over tea. 

    I kept the subtitles on during the cat scene and ... it’s longer than you think, Dad! Longer  than you think!