• Predator

    Predator

    ★★★★★

    The Predator doing the voice duplicator thing with Arnolds voice and just blowing up.

    "Awwwaaaaaaaauuugraaaahhhhh"

  • Elvis in Concert

    Elvis in Concert

    ★★★

    Elvis perking up when he catches a whiff of popcorn.

    Holy shit I need to get back on the treadmill

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★★

    Doing the math on Priscilla's birthday and her relationship with Elvis and ewwwwwwww

    "Lemonade, that cool refreshing drink"

    Bloated fat about to pop Elvis was my favourite Elvis.

  • Little Corey Gorey

    Little Corey Gorey

    Didn't gasp anything gory happened, gasped when they casually threw around some racisms. More like Little Gacy Racy

    Divine you could've carried us through this.

  • Bingo

    Bingo

    ★★★★

    This dog made me feel like a fucking moron. Watching Bingo do more with its life than I have in years

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★½

    Predator killing them faster than smallpox.

  • Pink Floyd: The Wall

    Pink Floyd: The Wall

    ★★★★★

    Please release this on 4K UHD so I can melt into the television

  • Trainwreck: Woodstock '99

    Trainwreck: Woodstock '99

    ★★★

    Every Keith always looks like a Keith. Just a walking beer burp come to life

    Stop showing the documentary meta setup shit I don't need to see some guy using a clapperboard in front of someone.

    Walking into Woodstock 99 and a cloaked wretch grabs my arm

    all hope abandon ye who enter here

    Ooo ominous is that a Limp Bizkit lyric

    Lmao Verne Troyer introduced limp bizkit. There's an alternate universe where Fred Durst kicks him into the crowd and he is passed like a beach ball for hours.

  • More

    More

    ★★★★★

    New Order is better than Joy Division in every way.

  • Jerry & Marge Go Large

    Jerry & Marge Go Large

    ★★★½

    The softest gentlest breeze of a movie. Spotlight blowing their load all over priests being handsy they have to uncover how large Jerry and Marge got.

  • Lightyear

    Lightyear

    ★★★

    Andy lmao Showgirls came out in 1995 you complete fool. "It's a Nomi Malone doll with Kung-fu grip but her arms don't move...

  • Roger Waters: The Wall - Live in Berlin

    Roger Waters: The Wall - Live in Berlin

    ★★★½

    Lmao when Thomas Dolby comes running out on a fucking keytar looking like Krusty the Clown.

    I don't get the appeal of attending a concert with 300,000+ people - people in the back row feeling like absolute morons. The people in the middle totally fucked if they have to poop.

    Oh the music is fine I guess 🔨🔨