• Grey Gardens

    Grey Gardens

    ★★★★★

    Boiling corn on a hot plate in bed surrounded by filth and memories. Absorbing documentary, I didn't want to leave their world - so sad and fascinating. My favourite documentaries are fly on the wall just let it play out wait and see things and these two ladies stand TALL.

    I'm allergic to cats, I would die inside Grey Gardens and just be another old faded memory haunting the halls, baby.

  • The Keep

    The Keep

    ★★★

    Mood and tone not a movie make. I love the look of this, so cold and cruel bathed in a tangerine dream. The story is total gobbledygook but I will gladly dive back into the Keep if we get the missing uhhh 2 hours of this. Studio executives are the dumbest fucking people if you like movies.

  • Six Days Seven Nights

    Six Days Seven Nights

    ★★★½

    Fun fluff! Poor trying to act, David Schwimmer. Friends just shackled him to being Ross forever.

  • South Park: The 25th Anniversary Concert

    South Park: The 25th Anniversary Concert

    ★★★½

    Primus and Ween together on stage should be a crime. Primus guy fucking sucks so much the worst existence.

    The non Primus and Ween stuff are a hoot. Trey got pipes.

  • Skin: A History of Nudity in the Movies

    Skin: A History of Nudity in the Movies

    ★★★

    No no no it's educational , see ... its under the documentary section. 🧐


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  • Delirium

    Delirium

    ★★★

    The lush jungles of St. Louis had me tickled.

  • Monkeybone

    Monkeybone

    ★★★★

    Hmm, I guess I just needed to process 9/11 to find the joy within this totally bonkers movie. Rose McGowan 😻

  • Miami Connection

    Miami Connection

    ★★★★★

    “I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 32. Jesus, does anyone?”

  • Starstruck

    Starstruck

    ★★½

    There's at least two catchy numbers and the lead is likeable. It's just not interesting at all, I am too punk for this I guess. Everyone in Australia dances like a Peanuts cartoon.

  • I Love My Dad

    I Love My Dad

    ★★½

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    The director actor guy kinda stinks, Patton Oswalt carrying this on his shoulders like a sweaty disturbed Atlas.

    Indie movie crap with some mild chuckles. Keep this movie in your heart as the trailer you saw on YouTube it's much better that way

  • The Poseidon Adventure

    The Poseidon Adventure

    ★★★½

    Leslie Neilsen entire serious dramatic career totally ruined the moment after we all saw Airplane! I just can't take him serious anymore, it sucks he isn't in this more because he can hold his breath for a long, long time.

  • The Four Musketeers

    The Four Musketeers

    ★★★½

    Oliver Reed asking a woman if she has ever seen a woman get shot in the stomach ... "oh my god I can't tell if he's acting anymore"

    This was harder to get into, story was very busy outside of the musketeering - it's really good though when you're back on board.