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i’m not an ~~alien~~i’m discontent

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  • Look Both Ways

    Look Both Ways

    rip to natalie but i’m different cuz if gabe wanted to be with me, he wouldn’t have to ask twice

  • Look Both Ways

    Look Both Ways

    we all know the reason this movie was on my radar so there’s no need to bring up how disgusting i am, okay?

    that being said, the thing that kept it on my radar was that it was directed by wanuri kahiu (of rafiki notoriety, brilliance personified). when the trailer dropped, i wasn’t sure what to expect but given that i stopped trusting trailers ages ago (sometimes terrible movies have great trailers & terrific movies have abysmal trailers, it’s an epidemic),…

Popular reviews

  • Scream


    “ghostface is back in town. don’t come here.

    hope you’re doing well 😊”

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    aubrey plaza is stupid hot and it’s distracting. kristen stewart is stupid hot and it’s distracting. i was distracted

    think i would have loved the movie more if abby didn’t end up with harper. bless mackenzie’s heart but she has no chemistry with kristen & her character treats abby so poorly for a good bit of the movie that when abby finally says, “it’s over. i’m done,” i was relieved. i don’t think i should be relieved when it seems like the couple im meant to be rooting for won’t end up together🥴