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  • Blockers



    No. That’s not how prom is or how prom will ever be. Luckily the cast is game and comprised of scene stealers.

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel


    Surprised at just how low key the whole thing felt. Pleasantly surprised

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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    Yo! What the fuck is with Avengers Endgame not having any fucking Animorphs?! I thought that was what this shit was building to! But no! Not one fucking Animorph!! Everyone is blowing the brothers Russo but these hacks are gonna make me wait for the big screen appearance of the Animorphs? Sorry for the spoilers. Don’t waste your money...THERE ARE NO ANIMORPHS!! No Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill! No Tobias! No Rachel!

  • Horror



    Horror (2003) (USA) **1/2 DVD: Following his somewhat hypnotic unease fest, Desecration, Dante Tomaselli used a somewhat larger budget (but considering what some films have to work with it’s still quite small) to fashion this incoherent spin on a familiar story. A small group of teens escape a drug rehabilitation facility and head out to hook up with a strange reverend who had just visited rehab. He gained the trust of the groups leader, Luck, by giving him shrooms and…