Brennan Dortch Cornelius Thunderbolt

Brennan Dortch Cornelius Thunderbolt

Favorite films

  • Vampire Time Travelers
  • Lady Terminator
  • Go for Broke
  • In Bruges

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  • Most Disturbed Person on Planet Earth

    ½

  • Knight of the Peeper

    ★★

  • The Batman

    ★★★★★

  • Halloween

    ★½

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  • Most Disturbed Person on Planet Earth

    Most Disturbed Person on Planet Earth

    Some dude discovered icky sex stuff and real gore on the Internet. Same dude decided to do the least amount of work possible to compile and endless compilation of garbage that was probably shocking at some point but now it just feels like some dude gesturing like he’s fuckin King Shit of Puke Mountain but all I can see is a scared man-child trying to stay relevant as he slowly becomes obsolete.

  • Knight of the Peeper

    Knight of the Peeper

    It's just here for the T&A and unhealthy stocking/strangling fixation. Library music is abused and the whole thing should leave you with less hope for humanity...at least whatever passes for humanity in Brooklyn. Somewhere between arousal and severe constipation, Knight of the Peeper unhealthily festers. It's like a homemade porno you found at your best friend's house in his dad's sock drawer. You can't unsee it and for some unsettling reason you know that it knows that.

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    What the fuck is this movie? So Michael Myers goes and murders a multiracial couple and then kills two gay dudes like some sort of dream-livin MAGA nut. Then Jamie Lee Curtis does dick-all as mob violence spirals out of control. Robert Longstreet is there. Nothing plays out the way I was expecting. This movie unfurls like subplots that were tossed in a garbage can whilst the writing room pieced together the first act. God, I love it for what it is.

  • There's Someone Inside Your House

    There's Someone Inside Your House

    It’s a serviceable slasher with a good-lookin cast but it doesn’t really bring anything new to the table so ya may find yourself fucking around in your phone while the action plays out.