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  • Ghost Town

    Ghost Town

    joy is watching a schlocky zombie western

  • The X Files

    The X Files

    look i have not watched a movie in over a month. this is a travesty. it is embarrassing. it is shameful, a blight on my pursuit of the ultimate film education.

    THAT BEING SAID...

    i've watched a hell of a lot of x-files and seinfeld in between homework, so maybe I was spirited away into the 1990s, my favorite decade of mid-budget mediocrities and network television.

    soon the semester will be over, soon i will be fully vaccinated, it will…

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  • Paradise Hills

    Paradise Hills

    ★★★★

    When introducing the film Alice Waddingngton dedicated it to all the girls who grew up loving sci-fi and fantasy but never feeling like they really saw themselves in it. And boy did it deliver!!! Wholly original, but with notes of Alice in Wonderland, Return to Oz, Labyrinth, Picnic at Hanging Rock, and all of the 80s/90s fantasy I grew up loving. It looks terrific and unique and the cast is outstanding. A great revision of the classics.

  • Deception

    Deception

    ★½

    I have a weakness and it is crappy thrillers with amazing casts. Why do I do this to myself. These are movies meant to be watched on television by accident when you’re too lazy to change the channel or it’s the only thing on at the hotel and yet every few months I actively seek one out. I pay money for it. What sadistic desire makes me want to watch actors of caliber struggle through hideously cliche lines of dialogue…