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  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ★½

    What the absolute fucking fuck. Did an actual walnut write & direct this?

  • Orgy of the Dead

    Orgy of the Dead

    ★★★½

    A quaint little nudie-cutie flick, set in a foggy graveyard where busty dead women do burlesque dances in hopes of pleasing The Emperor of the Night, and saving themselves from eternal damnation.

    Not exactly the most thrilling of plots, and while there is absolutely zero redeeming value in the spoken dialogue or "acting", it's all charming enough that in the end who really cares?

    If topless women shaking their money-makers in a cemetery while guys in the worst Wolfman and Mummy costumes creep around sounds like your idea of a good time, this one is not to be missed.

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  • Nightbeast

    Nightbeast

    ★★★★★

    Nightbeast.

    I absolutely live for shit like this! Low budget regional filmmaking with some of the best homegrown gore effects ever put to video. The Nightbeast himself is a marvel of creature design and bad tailoring. Every human character in this sleazoid odyssey is dumber than the last, making the most idiotic decisions, and spouting half baked dialogue with about as much personality as a wooden shoe. It's all done with so much love and dedication to the craft, you can't help but love every moment.

  • Flesh Eating Mothers

    Flesh Eating Mothers

    ★★★★★

    So many negative reviews for this one. FUCK OFF. This movie is a masterpiece of low budget gruesome comedic gold! Not even in a so bad it's good way, but in a SO GODDAMN GOOD IT'S GREAT way. Not in a funny because it's inept way, but in a SO FUCKING FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S PURE DEADPAN GENIUS LEVEL COMEDY!

    Ok, it isn't REALLY a 5 star movie, but it's absolutely a hell of an enjoyable hell of a good goddamn time.