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  • Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III

    Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III


    Why did they pull a Rambo with the title here? Not only is it less marketable, Leatherface doesn't even have much more of a role than the previous films, less maybe.

    After the mixed reaction to TCSM 2, Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III goes back to the grimey horror roots. It ends up feeling like any other generic slasher of the time unfortunately. There isn't enough personality or creativity to make it stand out. Even the heavily altered Sawyer clan feel like knock offs. At least we have Ken Foree, though he isn't around too much.

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2


    HA! Tobe Hooper was given a sack of cash to make a belated sequel to his genre-defining classic, and he made the same film but way weirder and pretty damn funny.

    It also makes me appreciate the sparseness and non-traditionalist qualities of the first film by going pretty far in the opposite direction. The sets are so elaborate and cluttered with oddities; you could pause and look through dozens of strange decorations every scene.

    The ridiculous gore and wacky comedy…

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  • Toy Story 4

    Toy Story 4


    We all knew going in that this wasn't some necessary labour of love, it wasn't going to bring things full circle or give us some greater understanding of the characters or world.

    Toy Story 4 is about three things: a spork given sentience, Woody and Bo-Peep reuniting, and a villain that is just a repeat of both Stinky Pete and Lotso. Everything and everyone outside these stories doesn't really justify their being in the film. Buzz has an awkward and…

  • How Not to Make a Movie

    How Not to Make a Movie


    An interesting dissection of what goes wrong with super-amateur film making. Think Hearts of Darkness for the zero budget sector.