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  • Red Eye

    Red Eye

    ½

    Just watched Red Eye on Amazon Prime. What a pile of shit lol.
    Don't waste your time. On second thoughts, please do, then we can have a good laugh about this huge wet jobby.

    Seriously bad movie! Not gonna tag the film or it's makers as I hear they get all butthurt when someone says how shit it is. Seriously though, this is the sort of crap that gives indie filmmaking and crowdfunding projects a very bad name. I felt…

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    ★★★½

    It was okay for what it was, which is to say not really my thing. I kinda knew what I was letting myself in for, but I left feeling like I doubt I'll ever watch it again. Not really sure where the 12 Oscar nominations came from but I guess they don't really mean much anymore.

    As a film, it looked nice and Shannon was the highlight as is usually the case, but the story of sexual frustration and cold…

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    Wow! Wow! And thrice wow!
    Thirty years of waiting for this has been well worth it. George Miller has surpassed every single expectation I ever had for Mad Max 4, with an incredible event movie in every sense of the word.
    Imagine the last 20 minutes of Mad Max 2, times 10, it's really THAT exciting.

    Honest to god, I've never felt such excitement watching a film, it literally does not let up on the insane action - which is…

  • Pontypool

    Pontypool

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A small ensemble piece set within the confines of a radio station, this is a very unexpected horror film that delivers real scares. Extremely well written and acted, it plays out kinda like the old Orson Welles War Of The Worlds radio broadcast. However the execution is unique and makes for a most rewarding 90 mins.

    Apparently this is based on a book, which I would now love to read.