Favorite films

  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Dazed and Confused
  • My Neighbor Totoro
  • True Stories

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  • Eternals

    ★★½

  • The Batman

    ★★★★

  • Death on the Nile

    ★★★

  • The Legend of Boggy Creek

    ★★

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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★★½

    Whoever would have thought that Raj the shopkeeper from every David Walliams book adaptation was the superhero sidekick we needed.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    At its heart, The Batman is a police procedural movie, albeit crossed with a little bit of the Saw franchise and featuring a man in a silly suit. It looks amazing, is beautifully shot and Pattinson's haunted, and frankly slightly skanky Bruce Wayne is a fresh interpretation of a familiar character. But by God it doesn't need to be three hours long.

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  • Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

    Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus

    Watched this while recovering from kidney surgery. Frankly, the breaks I took to piss blood were more enjoyable.

  • Bloodsport

    Bloodsport

    ★★★★

    Depending on which of the two types of martial arts movie plot you prefer (fighting your way through a tournament to avenge the death/injury of your friend/relative or learning a new martial arts technique from an old master to avenge the death/injury of your friend/relative) then either this or Kickboxer is Van Damme's best film. Although he should have won two best actor Oscars for Double Impact, obviously.