The Wolverine

The Wolverine ★★★

A great hour and 20 minutes horribly tampered by a lame third act featuring yet another giant c.g.i. monster to fight at the end. The subplots about the family were a chore to sit through and I really didn't give a damn if it all turned out okay for Wolvie's girlfriend.

Speaking of which, I'd be sleeping round the clock if all my dreams featured Famke in a nightie lying next to me whispering sweet nothings. Logan is again the bigger man. I totally would have followed my girl into the light. Be like "Hang on, lemme grab one last slice of Barro's pizza and we'll go."

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