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  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story


    Lamest last name origin for any character in the history of cinema. 
    Also don’t need to know that Lando screws robots and might have the hots for Han...yucccchh. 
    In the 35 years since I started watching Star Wars,  I totally envisioned Han being much much cooler than this.  
    I’m so sorry Lucas sold.  

    Thanks Disney.

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2


    Deadpool Double Feature  at the Alamo Drafthouse.

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  • Clue



    Clue Movie Party Screening at the Alamo Drafthouse.

    "What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death?"   "No, just death...isn't that enough?"  
    Couldn't stop grinning throughout the entire film even though I've seen it dozens of times since the first time I saw it in the theaters in 1985. An all time classic with one of the perfect ensembles of all time.  Definitely in my top 5 comedies ever made.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2


    "I have famously huge turds".  Kurt Russell was, is, and will always be the Effing Man.  Michael Rooker and Sylvester Stallone are pretty freaking awesome as well. All that time watching Bautista wrestle back in the day and who knew he was such a funny S.O.B.  Just as good as the original and  expands the universe in the process. One of the few superhero series I have no problem with continuing on for several more installments. "I'm Mary Poppins Y'all!!!"