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  • Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

    ★★

  • The Thing

    ★★★★½

  • Angry Inuk

    ★★★

  • The Living End

    ★★★

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  • Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

    Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

    ★★

    homofascist eyecandy. no wonder fassbinder loved it. jane Russell and marilyn kill it as much as everyone says, esp Russell, but they're playing a game of commodity trade, sex for diamonds, power for power. its feminist empowerment but to what ends, a number where the biggest sex icon in the world declares the death of romantic acts and the new romanticism of romantic things? fun, disgusting, deeply greco-roman (in both bloodlust and manlust). shoutout to Jack Cole for all of the best parts of this movie

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★½

    paranoia and mistrust, cold war driving everyone up north, to where its mineral rich and people find themselves. there's something about the neverending cold which drives people inwards, almost always to insanity, for some a raving lunacy and for others a forceful bravery, but in any case it makes the you inside you really come out. Trials by fire often do the same, but the big difference is that when you fuck up with fire, you're donezo in a minute.…

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  • Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry

    Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry

    ★★★★

    this movie is a part of my Suicide Prevention Plan

  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

    ★★★½

    An Analysis of the Wonka Factory Floor as a Medium for the Retelling of Greek Myth

    1. Augustus Gloop - Narcissus
    Augustus’ sin of lust lands him falling face-first into the river, becoming inside out and inverted (the pipe), following the aesthetics and setting of the classical Narcissus myth. In this section we also encounter the Oompa Loompa as a vehicle for moral rectitude, taking the role of the Chorus and nodding explicitly to Classical Greek Theater

    2. Violet Beauregarde…