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Favorite films

  • Do the Right Thing
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Sorry to Bother You
  • Superbad

Recent activity

  • Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King


  • Spider-Man 2


  • Sexy Beast


  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2


Pinned reviews

  • 8 Mile

    8 Mile


    “white boy you will never be a fire rapper” wait till he shows them. The fools they’ll be.

  • Once Were Warriors

    Once Were Warriors


    One time when I was three I pushed Temuera Morrison's daughter over on a trampoline and she cried and my dad had to apologise to him.

Recent reviews

  • Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

    Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King


    this is about me

  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2


    Many women take an interest in Peter throughout the series, unfortunately he has pawg fever and can’t get over his situationship from 5 years ago. no wonder his life sucks.

Popular reviews

  • Morbius


    i have been plagued by this trailer for months. No matter what I go to see in the theater, Morbius is waiting. When I die everything will go black and I will be forced by Lucifer to watch the Morbius trailer on repeat for eternity as punishment for my multiple sins.

  • Moby & the Void Pacific Choir: Are You Lost in the World Like Me

    Moby & the Void Pacific Choir: Are You Lost in the World Like Me


    we pretend to catch "pokemon" but we really need to catch "human connection"... deep stuff...