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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    This movie is a masterpiece, full stop. The boldness of its themes and its commentary on the Star Wars universe (as well as our own) is something that’s just a joy to behold. 

    Rian Johnson’s respect for this franchise, one that no doubt inspired him once upon a time, is apparent and his decision to kinda take jabs at it whenever he can is admirable. The Star Wars franchise, as a whole, isn’t entirely perfect. It’s fanbase definitely isn’t perfect.…

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  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice


    I believe in love again after watching this beautiful movie. I also want every single one of Darcy’s outfits.

  • Pan's Labyrinth

    Pan's Labyrinth


    I have spent like 14 years thinking I knew what this movie was like/about and I was WRONG in all the best ways. This was fucking magical.

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  • The Lion In Your Living Room

    The Lion In Your Living Room


    The entire time I watched this my cat was 3 feet away licking its own ass.

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise


    I was doing fine until the scene where they're saying goodbye and making plans to see each other some time in the future. After that it was friggin' waterworld over here.