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  • First Cow

    First Cow

    ★★★★

    They were gay

  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★★★

    This happened to my buddy Eric

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  • The Last Tycoon

    The Last Tycoon

    ★★★

    I am going to invent time travel and I am going to suck 1976 Robert DeNiro’s dick

  • The Last Tycoon

    The Last Tycoon

    ★★★

    This movie is boring and unnecessary but I think about how hot robert deniro was in it literally every single day