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  • Aftermath

    Aftermath

    ★½

    I thought this might be a sequel to Collateral Damage because it also has a Schwarzenegger shower scene early on, although this one isn't as funny.

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★½

    This is the worst Alien movie out there, although I haven't seen AVP2. So maybe it's the second worst one. Either way, it sucks. Prometheus wasn't good and its handling of the Space Jockey was stupid, but at least the ending left the door open for something interesting to follow. Covenant somehow manages to squander all of that potential.

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  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    So apparently Channing Tatum only wanted to shoot off Sam Jackson's "juevos," not kill him.

  • Operation Chromite

    Operation Chromite

    ★★

    A story like this shouldn't produce such a cheap, thoroughly unmoving film.