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  Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings 2021

  ★½ Watched by Micah Simmons 17 Sep 2021

  i have many thoughts...here are some:

  - simu liu has reddit/poster brain ig?
  - tony leung is god.  he's hot and is the only good part of this movie.  one whole star for him.
  - why are all marvel movie soundtracks so lame.
  - underused michelle yeoh.
  - the villain is just...a sad wife guy?
  - really lame characters i'm sorry.
  - not funny at all i'm sorry.

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  - what even happened in the last 45 minutes of this movie?
  - the final post credits scene dares to ask...what if a war criminal gang boss was actually a war criminal girlboss

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  Game Night 2018

  ★★★★ Rewatched by Micah Simmons 17 Sep 2021

  this movie is very funny

Popular reviews

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  Wonder Woman 1984 2020

  ★ Watched by Micah Simmons 24 Dec 2020

  plot: a magic rock causes an incredibly confusing consideration(?)/accounting(?) of Middle Eastern politics in a truly tone-deaf and tasteless way.

  kind of impressive how hollow and open this movie is about its bootstrapping, imperialistic bullshit.  like, wow!  i'm beside myself.

  also, just not good.  awful effects and script, blah blah blah.  just...wow.

  i really enjoy the first movie, with all of its flaws.  it's so much fun!!  but this--no.

  i can't even formulate a real sentence about this right now.  at least i have a little bit of time before i actually have to be able to do that.

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  I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched by Micah Simmons 27 Aug 2020 1

  needless to say, this movie absolutely rips.

  Kaufman's best work since Synedcoche, possibly even before that.

  no spoilers, but get ready for a complete mindfuck.