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  • Dolittle


    this was colin’s first advance critic screening & he won a prize pack with children’s t-shirts & tattoos AND we got to hold hands for two hours ,, a win all around.

  • Little Women

    Little Women


    fuck it Little Women (2019) characters ranked

    1) Meg
    2) Amy
    3) Marmee
    4) Hannah
    5) Beth
    6) John
    7) Friedrich
    8) Aunt Josephine
    9) Jo
    10) Laurie

    happy new year’s eve 🎉

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  • 8 Women

    8 Women


    Okay it’s a gay French feminist Christmas murder mystery musical starring Oscar-winner (in my world) Isabelle Huppert among countless (7) other gorgeous women in beautiful dresses what the fuck else could I have rated it?

  • Suspiria



    I’m so tired... Suspiria is thrilling, engulfing, and entirely draining, all before it’s even left the page. 

    I just finished reading the complete screenplay for the first time, and I’m honestly terrified to go and see the movie now. Not because the screenplay was particularly frightening (in fact, to me it seemed to read much more as a mythical drama than horror), but because of how deeply affecting I know this will be to all who see it. I’m horrified that…