• Alcarràs


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    One tragic grandpa death/dementia diagnose away from becoming unbearable Schmaltz (looking at you Minari). As it is, it's nice, inoffensive and a little too forgettable.

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    Tom Cruise is a Larry David character in this

  • Not Another Teen Movie

    Not Another Teen Movie

    Equal parts ahead of its time and totally stuck in it. You really get the sense that this is a parody made by people that really love and respect the genre, too bad these same people are also a bunch of racist morons.

  • Temporary Color

    Temporary Color

    Up there with Stop Making Sense

  • Terminator: Dark Fate

    Terminator: Dark Fate

    That Arnold reveal + backstory was batshit insane, I was laughing my ass off. Afterwards I've read that James Cameron wrote this sequence which makes it even better.

    The rest sucks. Maybe don't have FOUR different emotional cores in your movie? Especially if your main character arguably gets the weakest one of the bunch?

  • Night Is Short, Walk on Girl

    Night Is Short, Walk on Girl

    This was very nice :)

    Like if Juzo Itami had made an animation film. Also an even better ad for alcohol than Druk's first half.

  • Prey


    Fine and simple I guess. What's really atrocious though is the Comanche dub. Besides wooden performances it's also mixed in really poorly, so what should be a more immersive experience turns out to be the complete opposite.

  • Elvis


    More headache inducing than Man of Steel. Why did I watch this before having seen Walk Hard?

  • RRR


    Best movie experience of the year ♥️

  • Ocean's Thirteen

    Ocean's Thirteen

    What a shrug, and not the suave and laid-back shrug that was Twelve. Almost worth it for Marty Funkhouser as Matt Damon's dad though.

  • Propaganda


    I'm sick and tired of the same old chaos
    Must be a way to get out of this

    Basically "YMO does The Wall". While the story elements are frequently shot gorgeously, the concert itself is far less impressive. Sure the set and costumes are nice, but the choreography is a joke. Also the songs from "Naughty Boys" don't really fit into the whole atmosphere of the story segments, oftentimes the happy energetic songs clash with the moody visuals. There's…

  • Cop Secret

    Cop Secret

    If I have to finance clichéd genre trash because I'm European at least let them have a twist as great as this one (which was even somewhat tastefully done?). The end is a total bore but by this time you should be drunk enough already.

    Go in blind or don't go in at all.