Michael Biggs

Michael Biggs


***** fully down 
**** down 
*** pretty down 
** not down 
* fully not down


Favorite films

  • Greener Grass
  • Conquest
  • The Trip
  • Speaking Parts

Recent activity

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout


  • The Misfits


  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park


  • The Firm


Pinned reviews

  • The Meg

    The Meg


    The shark was real big 
    Some people done got ate up 
    Dog almost got ate

  • Black Weeds

    Black Weeds

    Out of everything I've done, this is the closest to being the kind of weird horror movie I really want to be making.

    I'm happy to be sharing this in "remastered" form, with a few technical mistakes and sloppy last-minute decisions rectified. Its limitations are still present (the main being that I tried to do almost everything by myself), but I'm no longer embarrassed by it!

    Watch it here:

Recent reviews

  • The Firm

    The Firm


    Favorite “Tom Cruise” movie so far

  • A Few Good Men

    A Few Good Men


    Script is irritating as is to be expected, but Tom Cruise gets to stand up to his dad as embodied by beast mode Jack Nicholson, so it's watchable.

    According to the special features, Rob Reiner invented Sorkin's patented "walk and talk?!"   Ha.

Popular reviews

  • Mandy



    (Evil Dead 2 + LSD + cocaine - Campbell + Cage) ^ (Predator / [Hellraiser % LotR]) * LSD

  • Midsommar


    This movie was real deep and symbolic. For example:

    - The part where the dude pissed on a tree represents Ari Aster pissing on cinema.
    - The part where a character is named "Ingmar" represents that Ari Aster went to film school.
    - The part where the boyfriend steals the other guy's thesis represents Ari Aster stealing all of his ideas.
    - The part where an "unclouded" boy writes a book by finger painting on it represents Ari Aster, writing…