It's fun to see a "zoom in... enhance" played straight from a time before comedy writers figured out you can't do that. I don't even mind the jokes about it,…
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The Bourne Identity 2002
hair stylist was watching The Bourne Identity when i came in for my appointment. we watched the first two movies as she untwisted my locs and i went “oh wow”…
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The Bourne Identity 2002
i really enjoyed it but one day im going to make a list of action/crime films ranked by how unnecessary and painfully forced the heterosexual romances were
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The Bourne Identity 2002
matt damon spends this entire movie looking like a scared college kid who just got caught by the dean smoking a joint in his dorm room
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The Bourne Identity 2002
matt damon looks like that kid from middle school who stapled his own hand for no reason
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Spiral: From the Book of Saw 2021
this movie merely put a mustache on 72 year old Samuel L. Jackson to make him look younger in a flashback and has the nerve to not be a spoof
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