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  • Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

    Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

    So, put in the disc, watched the movie, then took it back to the video store wanting a refund because they had clearly put the wrong disc in the Sea of Monsters case. 

    They then foolishly tried to explain to me that the movie I watched was in fact Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters. 

    I wasn’t having it.

    So I sat them down, made them click onto the Wiki AND IMDd plot synopsises, had them read it aloud…

  • Disturbia

    Disturbia

    ★★★★★

    quizáz this is the greatest movie of all time. quizáz

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★½

    Drax’s "Why is Gamora?" joke is legit one of the funniest moments in recent memory.

  • Shoplifters

    Shoplifters

    ★★★★★

    Just some thoughts:

    - The opening "shoplift", if you will, was kind of like a coreographed dance number. Seeing a boy of that age be that good at stealing immediately sets you on edge. You know where he learnt that, so it poses the question right away: Will you go along with this family and have any empathy for them, and more specifically the "man"?  
    But, before you can make that decision, we see the "man" do a pretty…