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  • Things to Come
  • Flushed Away
  • Young Adult
  • Under the Silver Lake

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  • Sharp Stick

    ★★½

  • M3GAN

    ★★★★

  • My Massive Cock

    ★★

  • Barbarian

    ★★★

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  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    ★★★★½

    how many times does amy adams need to stare, frazzled, into the camera while raising her voice to a shaky 110 decibels before y'all finally give her an oscar

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  • Sharp Stick

    Sharp Stick

    ★★½

    knew a girl just like this who would talk about sex all the time while also being the most insufferable disney adult to exist. war flashbacks

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★★

    she’s def a jessa

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  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★★★

    how many times does toni collette have to scream before y'all finally give her the oscar

  • The Kissing Booth 3

    The Kissing Booth 3

    watching the kissing booth 3 not in a basic way but in a deeply post-normcore absurdist meta-capitalist utilitarian neo-lynchian angelmamiian lars von trierian way