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  • Sullivan's Travels
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  • Eden Lake
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  • Elvis

    ★★★

  • Please Stand By

    ★½

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★★

  • Multiplicity

    ★★★

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  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★

    Is Tom Hanks ok?

  • Please Stand By

    Please Stand By

    ★½

    Only partially saw this - came in halfway. I found it very tense throughout. The soundtrack felt super off, portraying a lighter world than the one I felt like I was watching.

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  • The God Makers

    The God Makers

    ★★★

    A half-assed doc that dissects the evils of Mormonism. This one is all over the place.

    Highlights include: dramatizations of mormon's secret temple rituals that make you a God, hand-drawn animation of the history of Mormons (and how they came from other planets), and bad actors pretending to be lawyers discussing mystical/indefensible aspects of Mormonism.

    You'll also learn that a Mormon owns the Marriott hotel chain.

  • Vampire in Brooklyn

    Vampire in Brooklyn

    ★★★

    We know it's Wes Craven, so you extend some trust when the vampire mythos is a little weird. Murphy's vampire can produce fire, annihilate dogs, make mental suggestions, and ... I guess he has to turn Angela Basset's character into a vampire before the next full moon or he dies.

    Angela Bassett is gorgeous, she could easily play any Kathleen Turner part. Murphy isn't particularly funny, the comedy is left to his ghoul assistant (Kadeem Hardison) and John Witherspoon, who…