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  • Being John Malkovich
  • Under the Skin
  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Primer

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  • The Bubble

    ★★½

  • Finding Dory

    ★★

  • Shame

    ★★★★★

  • Batman Begins

    ★★★★★

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  • The Bubble

    The Bubble

    ★★½

    The Bubble is like watching an oscillating arm wrestle between a director and his co-screenwriter for two hours.

    Director Apatow's "brand" is overlong comedies with improvised vulgarity as humour from his obnoxious adult characters. The more sophisticated Pam Brady hails from television and has a surrealist edge to her brand of humour. It's fuckin Knocked Up 40-Year-Old Trainwreck versus Arrested Development of South Park (Do you see the problem here?!) Somehow someway these two unlike poles repel against each other,…

  • Finding Dory

    Finding Dory

    ★★

    "I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it still out there?... Yeah. We all need memories to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different."

    - Leonard Shelby


    I imagine its hard to do children's movies since the…

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  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★★

    So I thought as a birthday treat, I’d revisit the movie of a famous actor also born on 1st June. There was Tom Holland, but uhhhhh I have made my unpopular opinions on his “movies” more than clear on this app. There was Amy Schumer, but Wikipedia tells me she is an actor and I am yet to find proof of this.

    And then there’s everyone’s favorite weed smoking caramel voice of God Morgan Freeman! Lucky me for sharing a…

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Before I review, I must get something off my chest. There’s almost a whole new generation that are ready to make this Batman their own, even if it means putting down previous ones that meant as much to us as this one does to them. I saw this happen with No Way Home and I have made my peace with the fact that it’s just not my time anymore. People love a movie when it’s brand new; needlessly attacking what…