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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • The Thing
  • Harold and Maude
  • Cemetery Man

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  • Creature Designers: The Frankenstein Complex

    ★★★★

  • Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie

    ★★★★

  • The Seventh Curse

    ★★★★★

  • This is GWAR

    ★★★★

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  • Lady Terminator

    Lady Terminator

    ★★★★

    Let’s cut to the chase: this film’s main plot point centers around a vaginal snake dagger. For this reason alone, it’s one of the greatest movies of all time.

    Lady Terminator is a 1988 Indonesian action film directed by bonkers mastermind, H. Tjut Djalil (a.k.a. Jalil Jackson). It came out of a time when the Indonesian government required that film importers produce a quota of their own, homegrown movies for every title they wanted to import. This was an effort…

  • Mr. No Legs

    Mr. No Legs

    ★★★

    Amazing: (adjective) To cause great surprise or sudden wonder.

    There was much to wonder about the ill advised odyssey that is The Amazing Mr. No Legs (a.k.a. Mr. No Legs, a.k.a. Killers Die Hard, a.k.a. Gun Fighter), a 1979 detectives vs. drug kingpin saga from director, Creature from the Black Lagoon actor and Flipper co-creator Ricou Browning. The two things I wondered most were how amazing is this Mr. No Legs and where did he acquire his shotgun equipped wheelchair?…

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  • Liquid Sky

    Liquid Sky

    In a nutshell, Liquid Sky is a quagmire. Granted, it looks pretty sometimes but any fancy camerawork is shoved aside by the migraine-inducing soundtrack and its shallow characters. While there have been many interesting people throughout history who have done drugs, Liquid Sky makes the assumption that, because its main characters do drugs, doing drugs will make them interesting by default. Yet all it does is recreate being the lone sober person at a party, in that what was first…

  • Color Out of Space

    Color Out of Space

    ★★★★

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