That’s not how you do PhD-level work.
That’s not how you get tattoos.
That’s not how you do police work.
That’s not a Finnish accent.
So you have a group of incredibly bad actors, a miserable script, and absolutely zero thought put into this. The trifecta of horrendous special effects, puzzling dialogue delivery and a very poor story don’t come anywhere near to justifying a nearly two hour runtime.
Every single character was bizarre in this, and since this movie…