With the right amount of mental gymnastics, this won't be the worst movie you've ever seen. You might even find a few things to like about it. But there's no world where the vast majority of people who actually see it don't ridicule it into oblivion for how bad it is. It is cliche beyond words and SO corny. My wife at one point made a fart noise and put up a thumbs down as if the movie could see…

This movie snuck up on me. Period pieces don't generally appeal to me, add that it's about four sisters, a life experience I have not even come close to having, Little Women was on my radar simply because of the cast and writer/director Greta Gerwig. I totally loved Lady Bird and I figured that despite it not exactly seeming like my type of movie I should see Little Women.

Boy, what a total idiot I am. I fell absolutely in…