Warren Gilbert

Warren Gilbert

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The four favourites are the last four movies that I gave 4 stars or higher to.

Favorite films

  • RoboCop 3
  • Motel Hell
  • The Brave Little Toaster
  • Jurassic Park

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  • Claw

    ★★

  • Nightmare Sisters

    ★★★

  • Doctor Mordrid

    ★★★

  • Showdown

    ★★★★

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  • Let the Right One In

    Let the Right One In

    ★★★★★

    Based on the novel of the same name, Let the Right One In is a coming of age story about a bullied 12 year old boy who befriends his new neighbour, a 12 year old girl, or at least she appears to be. As their friendship grows, so do his issues with the bullies and he may have to do something about it before they go too far.

    From start to finish everything about this film is fantastic: the performances…

  • Mutant Hunt

    Mutant Hunt

    ★★★

    When the evil chairman of the Inteltrax Corporation turns the company's cyborgs against humanity and holds their inventor captive it's up to the inventor's sister and her enlisted help to save the day. Mutant Hunt is one of those cheap movies that tried to cash in on the success of the original Terminator film and it's a pretty fun time. We've got mutated sunglasses wearing cyborgs with Dhalsim-like stretching arms, laser guns, really bad "futuristic" uniforms, a hairy chested guy…

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  • Claw

    Claw

    ★★

    Two friends, a female stand up comic and her male friend, are on their way to where she is going to perform her routine, but end up stranded in a ghost town and being hunted by a velociraptor. With inexplicably somewhat positive reviews, Claw barely qualifies as a feature length film, is plagued by poor CGI, and saddles viewers with two irritating characters.

    The writers sure think they're pretty darn funny yet they stick us with a completely humourless "comedian"…

  • Nightmare Sisters

    Nightmare Sisters

    ★★★

    Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, and Michelle Bauer are unattractive geeky sorority sisters who invite some nerdy guys over and end up having a seance. Things don't go quite as planned and they become sexy versions of themselves who prey on their company. Most viewers will go into Nightmare Sisters looking forward to the "sexy" part of the movie, but I have to say I enjoy the first half of the movie better as the three actresses are given some makeovers…

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  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    The two headed corpse. The dog's transformation. The crew's first victim's screeching. The stomach ache. The blood test. So many iconic images and moments make this John Carpenter masterpiece the classic that it is. The jump scare with the blood is amazing. It's crazy that the score isn't by Carpenter since it sounds so much like something he would compose. My favourite scene is easily the blood test. The practical effects are phenomenal and mostly hold up today. Dean Cundey…

  • Crawl

    Crawl

    ★★★★½

    Crawl is one of those rare opportunities where we get a creature feature with a big enough budget to give us something that doesn't look cheap and can actually be convincing and director Alexandre Aja does not disappoint. The special effects for both the hurricane and alligators look fantastic as two likeable characters played by Kaya Scodelario and Barry Pepper are trapped in the crawlspace under their house as not only the gators close in, but also the floods begin…