The Ridiculous 6 ½

It's painfully unfunny, nobody in it gives so much as half a damn (except maybe Terry Crews and Steve Zahn), it's insanely racist, and it's nearly two hours long.

I knew it was going to be shit when I turned it on, and could only bring myself to "watch" it while I was cleaning my office. Even so: I was not expecting the film equivalent of a dental abscess.