Possibly the most obnoxious comedy ever made

My sister gets married in less than 2 months and I’m her Man of Honor. Watched Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted over like 3 bottles of wine at the AirBnB after sending the rest of the crew to some local bars during the final evening of the bachelorette party last weekend, figured I should reset with legitimate wedding fodder. I haven’t even watched Wedding Crashers or My Big Fat Greek Wedding before! Lots of work to be done.

Got hyped when I saw Netflix had over 80 original movies planned for 2018, but unfortunately they are back on their bullshit stronger than ever.

It is stunning that it’s even possible to make such an incomprehensible movie. No plot line is completed by the end of the film and there are characters who are there for literally just giving someone a paycheck. The story is nothing, literally there is no story.

Brick Wall
Water Fall
Dickie thinks he got it all
And he don't
But I do
So boom with that attitude 
Peas
Punch 
Captain Crunch
And I got something you can't touch
Bang Bang 
Choo Choo Train
Wind me up I do my thing
No Reese's Pieces
7-Up
Mess with me I mess you up