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  • Drag Me to Hell

    Drag Me to Hell

    I bought this at a garage sale for $3 about a month after it came out on DVD. Basically robbed the dude considering it was a brand new movie but that’s fine because he ended up getting locked up for CP charges while I was in college. Watched it once, wasn’t my thing. 13 years later I’m racking my brain for reasons why it isn’t a perfect movie. The cheese! The camp! It’s been a while since I’ve wanted to rewatch a movie the second after I finished it, just deliciously fun.

Popular reviews

  • The Open House

    The Open House


    Got hyped when I saw Netflix had over 80 original movies planned for 2018, but unfortunately they are back on their bullshit stronger than ever.

    It is stunning that it’s even possible to make such an incomprehensible movie. No plot line is completed by the end of the film and there are characters who are there for literally just giving someone a paycheck. The story is nothing, literally there is no story.

  • Assassination Nation

    Assassination Nation


    Y’all please remember this review when this movie gets wide released and we all rewatch it three times in a week and we all tell all of our friends to go see this because it is an absolute fever dream of a summer movie experience.

    EDIT: For what it's worth, I still really dig this movie but the final monologue is so heavy-handed sheeeesh