I co-host the world's #1 Event Horizon and Takashi Miike podcasts.

Favorite films

  • Event Horizon
  • Suspiria
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

Recent activity

  • The Gangster, the Cop, the Devil


  • Murder by Numbers


  • The Vanishing Lion


  • Daguerréotypes


Recent reviews

  • The Gangster, the Cop, the Devil

    The Gangster, the Cop, the Devil


    We Live Because We Do

    A cop and a gangster team up to catch a spree killer. That's about it. It's pretty good.

    It's not great but it's from Korea so instead of seeing a NY hot dog stand get hit by a car we get to see whatever that cool Korean equivalent was.

    Best part is the gangster punching and slapping people. All the time.

    Worst part was the weird pacing and just general sense the film had of itself. It never really picked a lane. So it never really felt like much.

  • Murder by Numbers

    Murder by Numbers


    What an awful film.

    On the plus side a babboon bites Sandra Bullock.

    On the other side, this was very watchable ' that chick spreads like peanut butter ' is my favorite ' she's a slut ' ever, Gosling is obnoxiously young, it's so fucking 90's - I don't care what year it was made.

    This should be remade by the Koreans. They should remake all our high concept, but bad, yet watchable films.

Popular reviews

  • Bliss



    Homeless Selma Hayek drugs up murderous lunatic Owen Wilson after tantalizing him with gypsy tricks.

    There's a really great scene about 30 min in set at a roller rink. Sex, drugs, shenanigans, arrests, mind bending shit. Things start really stopping being normal right about here and get in an 'oh oh' level of unreality and sadness.

    This is certainly a novel way to show the hopelessness of addiction, and maybe loss.

    Most of the scenes are pretty mellow and the…

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    Imagine you go to a Michelin rated restaurant, have 7 courses, all amazing, but you have to take a massive shit while eating it. After, you're backed up and can't go until the following morning. So in the morning you take a massive shit. Then you look at it. Then you eat it again. That's The Matrix Resurrections.

    Hey at least you get to experience a Michelin rated restaurant!

    So let's get to the courses: there's several cool scenes that…