mikeabrusci

mikeabrusci

Every book should be a movie and every movie should be 90 minutes long

Favorite films

  • Mikey and Nicky
  • Cool Hand Luke
  • Old Joy
  • Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

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  • The Piano Teacher

    ★★★★★

  • Rear Window

    ★★★★½

  • A Man Escaped

    ★★★★

  • The Panic in Needle Park

    ★★★★

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  • The Piano Teacher

    The Piano Teacher

    ★★★★★

    When she sniffed the tissue I stood up and clapped like that gif from The Artist

  • Rear Window

    Rear Window

    ★★★★½

    They stole this from the Simpsons episode where they get a pool and Bart breaks his leg. Blatant plagiarism…

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  • The Swimming Pool

    The Swimming Pool

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If my girlfriends ex came to our vacation house and tried to fuck her in front of me, I’d throw his ass into la piscine too

  • Juwanna Mann

    Juwanna Mann

    This movie was playing in the background while I lost my virginity 5 stars

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