Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Top Gun 1986

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 May 2022 1

  Like a two hour blast of Viagra right in my fuckin eyes

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  The Handmaiden 2016

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Jul 2023

  Overview: Tentacle porn & jingle bells
  Part One: Get rekt. Always remember the basement.
  Part Two: Sex reading. A different kind of proposal. Betrayal (twice). My Tamako, My Sookhee.
  Part Three: A fire. Concentrated opium. Identity theft. A gift for the Count. Two last cigarettes.

Recent reviews

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  Jingle All the Way 1996

  ★★½ Rewatched 27 Nov 2023 1

  The greatest acting performance, in the history of cinema, has to be at the end when Rita Wilson is 5 feet away from Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Turbo Man outfit, and he's talking in thickest Austrian accent, and she says "thank you sir" as if she didn't know it was her husband

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  A Christmas Story 1983

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 26 Nov 2023

  Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense.

Popular reviews

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  Encanto 2021

  ★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2021 4

  So I enjoyed watching this, but I don’t know, for some reason it just felt like they came up with everything first, and then had to shoehorn it all into a movie? The songs, the family strife, why it all went wrong, the pacing. It just didn’t speak to me. It was cute, the animation was fantastic, and it’s well made on all accounts. I just didn’t connect with it in a major way and it just didn’t feel unique enough. Just wasn’t for me I guess!

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  The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 2004

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Nov 2021

  That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?

  
  Revenge.

  Continuing with the Wes Anderson kick and venturing into waters unknown with this one I had yet to see! I enjoyed it. Like his other films, this was funny, sweet, and charming. Bill Murray is just the absolute best. I loved the crew as well, a nice big cast of characters as I’ve come to expect in his films.

  For some reason I can’t…