Like a two hour blast of Viagra right in my fuckin eyes
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The Handmaiden 2016
Overview: Tentacle porn & jingle bells
Part One: Get rekt. Always remember the basement.
Part Two: Sex reading. A different kind of proposal. Betrayal (twice). My Tamako, My Sookhee.
Part Three: A fire. Concentrated opium. Identity theft. A gift for the Count. Two last cigarettes.
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Jingle All the Way 1996
The greatest acting performance, in the history of cinema, has to be at the end when Rita Wilson is 5 feet away from Arnold Schwarzenegger in the Turbo Man outfit, and he's talking in thickest Austrian accent, and she says "thank you sir" as if she didn't know it was her husband
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Encanto 2021
So I enjoyed watching this, but I donβt know, for some reason it just felt like they came up with everything first, and then had to shoehorn it all into a movie? The songs, the family strife, why it all went wrong, the pacing. It just didnβt speak to me. It was cute, the animation was fantastic, and itβs well made on all accounts. I just didnβt connect with it in a major way and it just didnβt feel unique enough. Just wasnβt for me I guess!
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou 2004
That's an endangered species at most. What would be the scientific purpose of killing it?
Revenge.Continuing with the Wes Anderson kick and venturing into waters unknown with this one I had yet to see! I enjoyed it. Like his other films, this was funny, sweet, and charming. Bill Murray is just the absolute best. I loved the crew as well, a nice big cast of characters as Iβve come to expect in his films.
For some reason I canβtβ¦