E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial ★★★★★

Can't wait for the sequel, B.S. the Bill-Shock, a legal drama where our favourite alien battles IT&T on Sigma Vega Nine in order to try and get his/her/its phone bill quashed. Our hero rails in a space courtroom that's outta this world! He/she/it proves along the way that despite costing a fortune in connection and per-minute fees, getting stranded on an arse-end planet in the galactic outback has taught him/her/it valuable life-lessons about alien-boy love and the importance of an appropriate roaming plan. A stuffed and mounted Elliott makes a cameo appearance as Exhibit D. It'll be a riot.