Transformers ★★★

Big and loud and dumb, with a story an average six-year-old playing in the sandpit (fittingly with Transformers) would make up on the spot. It's the film equivalent of a candy store: it's fun while you're there and the content goes down easy, but every visit requires a subsequent brain diet to work off the mental flab the flicker of allsorts CGI metal and caramel Megan Fox skin induces.

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