Ready Player One

Ready Player One ★½

So fucking bad. So bad. Like leave it to cinema’s #1 hack to make something so fucking nauseating. Olivia Cooke, Ben Mendelsohn, and Simon Pegg(doing an American accent? Weird) are all too good to be in this trash for fucking sexist nerds who cry about being friendzoned.  Like just fucking terrible. Like I knew I wouldn’t like it, but I didn’t think I would fucking hate it. I thought there would be like some fun action and forced references. I was half right.

Here are a list of filmmakers who should
physically assault Steven Spielberg:
The ghost of Stanley Kubrick 
James Cameron
Tim Burton
The ghost of John Hughes 
Robert Zemeckis 
1980s Steven Spielberg
Brad Bird
Don Mancini
Paul Verhoeven

Also to make that list I was looking up the references and fucking Chappie was in this????

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